Zendobtap Ligdanzak is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, intelligent duck.

Zendobtap Ligdanzak created the Sun eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Zendobtap Ligdanzak, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Zendobtap Ligdanzak, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Zendobtap Ligdanzak's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Zendobtap Ligdanzak's Holy Commandments

1. Put Zendobtap Ligdanzak first in all things.

2. Zendobtap Ligdanzak must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.