Sanrapster is a god.

It takes the form of a small, happy wasp.

Sanrapster created the Small Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Sanrapster, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Sanrapster, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Sanrapster's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Sanrapster's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not dye your hair mauve.

4. Erect four lead sculptures of Sanrapster on top of important buildings.

5. Never eat onions.