Batpidrip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, tiresome dog.

Batpidrip created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Batpidrip, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Batpidrip, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Batpidrip's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Batpidrip's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured porpoises.

2. Hide if seven geese approach from the east.

3. Hide from violet sheep for they are unholy.

4. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.

5. Do not take Batpidrip's name in vain.