Fadsakbest is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, ruthless jaguar.

Fadsakbest created Mount Everest seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fadsakbest, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fadsakbest, he will destroy your home planet.

Fadsakbest's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Fadsakbest's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never talk about sharks.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.