Govmaplip is a god.
She takes the form of a rotund, conceited
dove.
Govmaplip created dark matter eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Govmaplip, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.
If you do not believe in
Govmaplip, she will turn you into a giant snail.
Govmaplip's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.
Govmaplip's Holy Commandments1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.
2. Never paint your arms purple.
3. Always help monkeys in need.
4. Never talk about amino acids.
5. Never sit near horses.