Yogsandomt is a god.
It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, caring
mongoose.
Yogsandomt created a Higgs boson five million years ago.
If you believe in
Yogsandomt, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Yogsandomt, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.
Yogsandomt's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.
Yogsandomt's Holy Commandments1. Erect nine aluminium sculptures of Yogsandomt on top of important buildings.
2. Never mention nematodes.
3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
4. Hide if four dogs approach from the south.
5. Show mercy to disobedient children.