Yogsandomt is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, caring mongoose.

Yogsandomt created a Higgs boson five million years ago.

If you believe in Yogsandomt, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yogsandomt, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yogsandomt's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Yogsandomt's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine aluminium sculptures of Yogsandomt on top of important buildings.

2. Never mention nematodes.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Hide if four dogs approach from the south.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.