Kentifomt is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, astonishing wyvern.

Kentifomt created the Whirlpool Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kentifomt, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Kentifomt, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Kentifomt's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Kentifomt's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. You must pray to Kentifomt four times a day.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.