Watflabstan is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, tiresome jellyfish.

Watflabstan created the Black Eye Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Watflabstan, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Watflabstan, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Watflabstan's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Watflabstan's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Watflabstan on top of all buildings.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Watflabstan.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.