Cenjipnut is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, cheerful snake.

Cenjipnut created the world five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cenjipnut, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cenjipnut, it will turn you into a rat.

Cenjipnut's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Cenjipnut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear red clothing.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Erect five nickel sculptures of Cenjipnut on top of important buildings.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cenjipnut.