Migtunpan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, conceited raccoon.

Migtunpan created the Sun three million years ago.

If you believe in Migtunpan, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Migtunpan, she will turn you into a duck.

Migtunpan's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Migtunpan's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Migtunpan.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Migtunpan loves moths, so they must be respected.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Erect a large lead sculpture of Migtunpan on top of all buildings.