Nakcetgofarntarp is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, charitable dragon.

Nakcetgofarntarp created humanity four million years ago.

If you believe in Nakcetgofarntarp, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nakcetgofarntarp, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Nakcetgofarntarp's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Nakcetgofarntarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. You must never eat grapes.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Never write about stars.