Queegvedranrotzodsid is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, awe-inspiring gorilla.

Queegvedranrotzodsid created the Andromeda Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Queegvedranrotzodsid, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Queegvedranrotzodsid, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Queegvedranrotzodsid's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Queegvedranrotzodsid's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Always obey Queegvedranrotzodsid's priests.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never play with disobedient children.