Veenbisscet Fidfliswod is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, all-knowing dog.

Veenbisscet Fidfliswod created humanity five billion years ago.

If you believe in Veenbisscet Fidfliswod, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Veenbisscet Fidfliswod, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Veenbisscet Fidfliswod's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Veenbisscet Fidfliswod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair pink.

2. Never eat rice.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.