Sogsoglad is a god.
She takes the form of a slim, intelligent
donkey.
Sogsoglad created the Sun four years ago.
If you believe in
Sogsoglad, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Sogsoglad, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Sogsoglad's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.
Sogsoglad's Holy Commandments1. Capybaras are not to be trusted.
2. Sogsoglad loves mites, so they must be honoured.
3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.
4. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.
5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.