Litpangmigkingigtun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, pitiless tortoise.

Litpangmigkingigtun created the Black Eye Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Litpangmigkingigtun, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Litpangmigkingigtun, she will torture you forever.

Litpangmigkingigtun's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Litpangmigkingigtun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cats.

2. You must never eat onions.

3. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Retreat if six birds approach from the north.