Faskampascinlib is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, unjust ant.

Faskampascinlib created vertebrates four million years ago.

If you believe in Faskampascinlib, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Faskampascinlib, he will cry a lot.

Faskampascinlib's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Faskampascinlib's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five sheep approach from the south.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always obey Faskampascinlib's priests.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.