Stigfuthog is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, omniscient swallow.

Stigfuthog created a Higgs boson four million years ago.

If you believe in Stigfuthog, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Stigfuthog, he will think nothing of it.

Stigfuthog's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Stigfuthog's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Stigfuthog.

3. Always wear orange.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never go into mauve rooms.