Gabvadmet is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, tranquil walrus.

Gabvadmet created the Sombrero Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabvadmet, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Gabvadmet, it will turn you into a mole.

Gabvadmet's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Gabvadmet's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Always help ducks.

4. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not chop down trees.