Lanhenlik is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, weak horse.

Lanhenlik created vertebrates eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lanhenlik, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Lanhenlik, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Lanhenlik's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Lanhenlik's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed wheat to aardvarks while wearing gray rings.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. You must love Lanhenlik.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate mice.