Tunwabkik is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, smart beaver.

Tunwabkik created light three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tunwabkik, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tunwabkik, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Tunwabkik's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Tunwabkik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.