Sadgetleg Leg is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, competent turtle.

Sadgetleg Leg created snails seven million years ago.

If you believe in Sadgetleg Leg, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sadgetleg Leg, it will not care at all.

Sadgetleg Leg's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Sadgetleg Leg's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Sadgetleg Leg must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.