Mutsterpibparkgodwat is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, almighty guinea pig.

Mutsterpibparkgodwat created a top quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Mutsterpibparkgodwat, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mutsterpibparkgodwat, it will turn you into a puffin.

Mutsterpibparkgodwat's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Mutsterpibparkgodwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Always make sure there are no seals in a room before entering it.

3. You must never eat oranges.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never eat bark.