Dinsanvonk is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, astonishing goose.

Dinsanvonk created dark matter two years ago.

If you believe in Dinsanvonk, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Dinsanvonk, it will not care.

Dinsanvonk's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Dinsanvonk's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Dinsanvonk seven times a day.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Dinsanvonk.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

5. Always obey Dinsanvonk's priests.