Largartmad is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, astonishing pigeon.

Largartmad created the Sun four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Largartmad, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Largartmad, he will throw large rocks at you.

Largartmad's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Largartmad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat turnips.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Largartmad.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Fast once a month.