Pangbonkbugquill is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, impressive armadillo.

Pangbonkbugquill created the Sun three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pangbonkbugquill, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Pangbonkbugquill, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Pangbonkbugquill's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Pangbonkbugquill's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Pangbonkbugquill.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always help turtles in need.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not dye your hair yellow.