Hunfosshubbotarmdogwee is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, passionate hummingbird.

Hunfosshubbotarmdogwee created the Tadpole Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Hunfosshubbotarmdogwee, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hunfosshubbotarmdogwee, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Hunfosshubbotarmdogwee's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Hunfosshubbotarmdogwee's Holy Commandments

1. Hunfosshubbotarmdogwee loves horses, so they must be respected.

2. Never sit near aardvarks.

3. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Retreat if five mice approach from the north.