Zogbassflanyogkadbegparkyam is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, confident bear.

Zogbassflanyogkadbegparkyam created an atom nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Zogbassflanyogkadbegparkyam, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Zogbassflanyogkadbegparkyam, he will cry a lot.

Zogbassflanyogkadbegparkyam's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Zogbassflanyogkadbegparkyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick badgers.

2. Run away from black monkeys, for they are unholy.

3. Never wear shorts.

4. Always help sick nematodes.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.