Larpyarlfat Haksitlid Zimrilpog is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, unsympathetic eagle.

Larpyarlfat Haksitlid Zimrilpog created the Andromeda Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Larpyarlfat Haksitlid Zimrilpog, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Larpyarlfat Haksitlid Zimrilpog, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Larpyarlfat Haksitlid Zimrilpog's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Larpyarlfat Haksitlid Zimrilpog's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Erect five silicon sculptures of Larpyarlfat Haksitlid Zimrilpog on top of important buildings.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. You must pray to Larpyarlfat Haksitlid Zimrilpog six times a day.