Hudbopsis is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, pitiless dog.

Hudbopsis created the world three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudbopsis, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Hudbopsis, it will not care.

Hudbopsis' most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Hudbopsis' Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine frogs approach from the south.

2. Feed all hungry birds.

3. Never wear dresses.

4. Always obey Hudbopsis' priests.

5. Never pour water over plants.