Poddadquam is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, unjust bird.

Poddadquam created a bottom quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Poddadquam, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Poddadquam, she will turn you into a dog.

Poddadquam's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Poddadquam's Holy Commandments

1. Snakes are not to be trusted.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.