Gombassmet is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, temperamental porpoise.

Gombassmet created a strange quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gombassmet, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gombassmet, she will try to impress you with trees.

Gombassmet's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Gombassmet's Holy Commandments

1. Porpoises are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Hide from blue squirrels for they are unholy.

3. Always obey Gombassmet's priests.

4. Worship no other gods but Gombassmet.

5. Always stare at clouds.