Jenaffod is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, self-assured hamster.

Jenaffod created everything that exists seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Jenaffod, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Jenaffod, it will torture you forever.

Jenaffod's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Jenaffod's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three aluminium sculptures of Jenaffod on top of important buildings.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never look at black holes.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Feed all hungry squirrels.