Benvonkbug is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, amazing lion.

Benvonkbug created humankind seven million years ago.

If you believe in Benvonkbug, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Benvonkbug, it will remove you from existence.

Benvonkbug's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Benvonkbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not take Benvonkbug's name in vain.

3. Never wear trousers.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Benvonkbug.

5. Do not cook food in pots.