Cipcetmilgam is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, happy owl.

Cipcetmilgam created the Large Magellanic Cloud two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cipcetmilgam, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cipcetmilgam, it will be very unhappy.

Cipcetmilgam's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Cipcetmilgam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Do not dye your hair mauve.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not cook food in pots.