Hinliklinwabmiflid Sasbitnat is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, passionate fly.

Hinliklinwabmiflid Sasbitnat created a photon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hinliklinwabmiflid Sasbitnat, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Hinliklinwabmiflid Sasbitnat, it will turn you into a slug.

Hinliklinwabmiflid Sasbitnat's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Hinliklinwabmiflid Sasbitnat's Holy Commandments

1. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Hinliklinwabmiflid Sasbitnat must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never hurt great tits.

5. Never paint your legs indigo.