Tabdonpit is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, cheerful ferret.

Tabdonpit created a top quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Tabdonpit, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tabdonpit, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Tabdonpit's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Tabdonpit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always obey Tabdonpit's priests.

5. Do not run in public.