Stiknillhin is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, sapient salamander.

Stiknillhin created time and space eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stiknillhin, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Stiknillhin, it will make you grow a tail.

Stiknillhin's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Stiknillhin's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not kill ducks.

3. Always help sick rats.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never write about black holes.