Nadsomjop Bonpibtal is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, unjust yak.

Nadsomjop Bonpibtal created an electron nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Nadsomjop Bonpibtal, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nadsomjop Bonpibtal, it will ignore you.

Nadsomjop Bonpibtal's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Nadsomjop Bonpibtal's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Nadsomjop Bonpibtal must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not covet oxen.