Nadsomjop Bonpibtal is a god.
It takes the form of a slim, unjust
yak.
Nadsomjop Bonpibtal created an electron nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Nadsomjop Bonpibtal, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Nadsomjop Bonpibtal, it will ignore you.
Nadsomjop Bonpibtal's most sacred site is Kerris in England.
Nadsomjop Bonpibtal's Holy Commandments1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
2. Nadsomjop Bonpibtal must be the most important thing in your life.
3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.
4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
5. Do not covet oxen.