Fobbusfod is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unselfish bird.

Fobbusfod created time and space three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fobbusfod, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fobbusfod, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fobbusfod's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Fobbusfod's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Fobbusfod.

5. Never look in ponds.