Did is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, humane gorilla.

Did created snails nine million years ago.

If you believe in Did, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Did, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Did's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Did's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no squirrels in a room before entering it.

2. Run away if seven cats approach from the west.

3. Turtles are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Did.

5. Never think about amino acids.