Dobhasmat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, clever snake.

Dobhasmat created the Tadpole Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dobhasmat, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dobhasmat, he will laugh at you.

Dobhasmat's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Dobhasmat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Dobhasmat on top of all buildings.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always help eagles.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate ducks.