Likparkgil is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, sage crow.

Likparkgil created Mount Everest four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Likparkgil, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Likparkgil, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Likparkgil's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Likparkgil's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Likparkgil must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Hide from brown snakes for they are unholy.