Bindossat Flagtimbadrenflagappmabcem is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, self-assured wombat.

Bindossat Flagtimbadrenflagappmabcem created energy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Bindossat Flagtimbadrenflagappmabcem, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bindossat Flagtimbadrenflagappmabcem, it will turn you into a goat.

Bindossat Flagtimbadrenflagappmabcem's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Bindossat Flagtimbadrenflagappmabcem's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Always obey Bindossat Flagtimbadrenflagappmabcem's priests.

3. Always wear mauve.

4. Do not dye your hair orange.

5. You must love Bindossat Flagtimbadrenflagappmabcem.