Arnarpjopdab is a god.

It takes the form of a small, calm raccoon.

Arnarpjopdab created water four billion years ago.

If you believe in Arnarpjopdab, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Arnarpjopdab, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Arnarpjopdab's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Arnarpjopdab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair purple.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Arnarpjopdab loves sharks, so they must be respected.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never talk about capybaras.