Gepwapbog is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, boastful frog.

Gepwapbog created the planet Mars eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepwapbog, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gepwapbog, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Gepwapbog's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Gepwapbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured pigs.

2. Never laugh in the presence of doves.

3. Always wear green.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.