Zaknilgablit is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, cheerful frog.

Zaknilgablit created the Milkyway eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zaknilgablit, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Zaknilgablit, she will torture you forever.

Zaknilgablit's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Zaknilgablit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your hands.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.