Vaghasfly is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, temperamental turtle.

Vaghasfly created the Whirlpool Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vaghasfly, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Vaghasfly, it will turn you into a hamster.

Vaghasfly's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Vaghasfly's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry snakes.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Do not speak about onions.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Retreat if nine frogs approach from the west.