Buttailveg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, vain beaver.

Buttailveg created the Large Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Buttailveg, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Buttailveg, he will turn you into a mole.

Buttailveg's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Buttailveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not hurt eagles.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never jump in the presence of rats.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.