Linbephabvog is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, humorless wombat.

Linbephabvog created the Tadpole Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Linbephabvog, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Linbephabvog, it will destroy your home solar system.

Linbephabvog's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Linbephabvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Always help whales in need.

3. Linbephabvog loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

4. Never skip near tortoises.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.