Ortmotcat Gessfenneg is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, flying raccoon.

Ortmotcat Gessfenneg created vertebrates five billion years ago.

If you believe in Ortmotcat Gessfenneg, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ortmotcat Gessfenneg, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Ortmotcat Gessfenneg's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Ortmotcat Gessfenneg's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Ortmotcat Gessfenneg's priests.

2. Always help mites.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never go into fawn rooms.

5. Do not kill capybaras.